THE GENIE
JOKE
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picked up the bottle, dusted it off, and POOF, a genie came out. The genie said that he would grant the man one wish.
"Well, I'd like to go to Hawaii. But, I'm afraid of flying, and I don't like the idea of going in a boat. So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii." said the man.
"That's impossible!" said the genie. "You'll have to make another wish."
"Okay, I want to know how to be a successful computer programmer." replied the man.
"How many lanes do you want on that bridge?" asked the genie. |