TECHNOLOGY MEETS BIOLOGY JOKE

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Your Ad Here TECHNOLOGY MEETS BIOLOGY JOKE A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he hears a phone ring. The customer puts his hand up to his ear and says, "Hello? No honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes, love you, bye." The bartender says, "What the heck is that?" The customer replies "It's my hand phone..give me your home number so you can try it." With that, the bartender gives him his home number and the customer punches the numbers in on his hand and puts his hand up to the bartender's ear. The bartender's wife answers and he (who is very amazed) says, "I...honey... just thought I'd call you and tell you I love you....ok...bye." The bartender says, "That's amazing! How do you get one?" "I'll tell you when I get back from the restroom." 30 minutes later there is no sign of the customer and the bartender is getting concerned so he walks to the restroom to make sure the guy is ok. When he enters he finds the guy with his pants around his ankles, bent over with his palms on the wall and a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of his butt. "What the hell are you doing?" asks the incredulous bartender. "Give me a second," the man replies as he grunts and groans, "I'm getting a fax." Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email TECHNOLOGY MEETS BIOLOGY JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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