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THE WILLOWS JOKE
A guy knocks on a farmer's door. The farmer answers, and the man says, "I see you have a field of milkweed over there. I was wondering if you'd mind if I brought my containers over and got some milk from them."

"Uhhh, you can't get milk from milkweed, son," replied the farmer.

"Oh, but I'm sure I can." "Well, then, be my guest!" the farmer finally consents, with a laugh.

A couple of hours later, the man returns with a few containers full of milk to thank the farmer, who is dumbfounded.

A few weeks later, the man returns. "I see you have of buttercups over there," he says, and continues to ask if he can get some butter from them.

Again, the farmer chuckles to himself, but eventually lets the man go try as he may to get butter from his buttercups.

A while later, the man returns with containers filled with butter to thank the farmer, who is very confused and amazed.

A few more weeks pass, and the man returns once again to the farmer's door. "I see you have a field of pussy willows over there."

The farmer immediately snatches his jacket and exclaims, "This time, I'm coming with you!"



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