CARING FOR FLOPPY DISKS JOKE

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Your Ad Here CARING FOR FLOPPY DISKS JOKE ORIGAMI Art of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself. How can your disk get damaged if you can't even get it out of the drive? SMOKE Use cigarettes or anything that could be burnt. When you are smoking, blow directly to your disk. In that way, you will be able to destroy it soon, and if you are lucky, damage the drive as well. PIRANHAS If you don't have any at home, you can use a stapler, a clip, or simply write down on the disk label with a hard point pencil or pen. This wonderful method of "caring" for disks also often gives you a pretty bite-like design on the remaining pieces of the disk. MAGNETS They are wonderful. You can find them in the telephone, in some paper weights, and stuck on the frige door. If you can't find any, you can leave the floppies on the printer or on your display for a while, making sure that they are on. MAIL Put a disk in an envelope and don't write any warning on it; then mail it to someone, and that's all. MAGIC TOUCH Touch your floppy. As much as you can. If you have marmelade or butter in your fingers, better. Your floppy will acknowledge it. DON'T USE ANY ENVELOPE Archive them wihtout their envelope, piled under a lot of papers and manuals. DON'T MAKE BACKUPS Of course, if you don't have any security copy, you won't have to worry about how to destroy them once you have lost the original. SUPREME STUPIDITY It is the best way of destroying floppies. If you practice it regularly, you'll find new methods to add to this list. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email CARING FOR FLOPPY DISKS JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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