Jokes 4 Fun

YOUR FATHER IS DRUNK JOKE

 
main Jokes for Everyone Jokes for Men Sex Joke Rude Joke Kid Joke Seasonal Joke
Yo Momma Joke Adult Joke Clean Joke Dirty Joke Blonde Joke Send us a Joke
 
Jokes 4 Fun YOUR FATHER IS DRUNK joke
.
 
YOUR FATHER IS DRUNK JOKE
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Oh you better not shout, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why,
Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow, he slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think he's shaved in two weeks,
Daddy's home and boy is he drunk,

He spent most of our money on Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest and lost it at the track.
Sooooooo....

You better not pout, you better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's....
Daddy's home and boy is he.......
Daddy's home and he's really drunk!



Send this joke to a friend

Friend's email Your email


YOUR FATHER IS DRUNK JOKE

Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

THIS JOKE IS LISTED IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES
Chrismas Jokes , Joke Riddles , Seasonal Jokes ,
.
.

LEGAL NOTICE: Acecomp Plus and its affiliates exercises no control whatsoever over the content of the information passing through it's network. Jokes4Fun.com is solely for the purpose of adding humor to your day and providing advertising space and links on this site. Acecomp Plus does not investigate the legitimacy, validity or legality of any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com and therefore assumes absolutely no responsibility or liability arising out of or relating to any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com. It is the responsibility of the reader to validate any offers or claims of any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com. Acecomp Plus and its affiliates are held harmless in any such claim.

 

Links | Banner Links | Advertising | Send a Joke

Web design by Acecomp Plus
Copyright 2001 © 2006 Acecomp Plus All rights reserved.