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ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA JOKE

ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA JOKE
Only in North America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in North America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in North America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in North America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in North America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in North America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in North America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

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