THE SOUTHERNER AND NORTHERNER JOKE

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Your Ad Here THE SOUTHERNER AND NORTHERNER JOKE A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits, biscuits, and jam) when a Northerner chewing obnoxiously on gum sits down next to him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?" Southerner : "Yep." Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South." The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence. The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?" Southerner: "Yep." Northerner: (cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. Up North after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then send it down South. Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?" Northerner: "Why of course we do", the Northerner says, as he pops another big bubble. Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?" Northerner: "We throw them away, of course. Southerner: We don't. Down South we put 'em in a jar, recycle 'em, melt'em down into chewing gum and sell 'em to you Yankees." Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email THE SOUTHERNER AND NORTHERNER JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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