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TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISE JOKE TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISE JOKE 1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 4. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 5. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISE JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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