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TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISE
JOKE
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
4. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
5. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. |
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TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISE JOKE
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