Jokes 4 Fun Linkall Personals Free Dating Site  
main Jokes for Everyone Jokes for Men Sex Joke Rude Joke Kid Joke Seasonal Joke
Yo Momma Joke Adult Joke Clean Joke Dirty Joke Blonde Joke Send us a Joke
 
Jokes 4 Fun SWALLOWED BY A FISH joke
.
SWALLOWED BY A FISH JOKE

SWALLOWED BY A FISH JOKE
The third grade class was studying marine biology. The teacher was explaining how the fish ate and how their mouth opened to take in food. Little Susie raised her hand and said "Teacher, fish can open their mouth bis as day. Even Jonah was swallowed by a fish."

The teacher told her that was impossible. No fish could open its mouth large enough to swallow a person. "But the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by a fish!" little Susie insisted.

The teacher said that it was not possible today or any time for a fish to open its mouth that wide, that the story was just a myth.

"Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah," little Susie commented.

"And what if Jonah is not in heaven?" asked the teacher.

"Then you ask him when you get to HELL!"

Send this joke to a friend

Friend's email Your email


SWALLOWED BY A FISH JOKE

Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

Home Improvement Contractors
THIS JOKE IS LISTED IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES
Animal Jokes , Funny Jokes ,
.
.

LEGAL NOTICE: Acecomp Plus and its affiliates exercises no control whatsoever over the content of the information passing through it's network. Jokes4Fun.com is solely for the purpose of adding humor to your day and providing advertising space and links on this site. Acecomp Plus does not investigate the legitimacy, validity or legality of any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com and therefore assumes absolutely no responsibility or liability arising out of or relating to any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com. It is the responsibility of the reader to validate any offers or claims of any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com. Acecomp Plus and its affiliates are held harmless in any such claim.

 

Links | Banner Links | Advertising | Send a Joke| Home Renovation Contractors

Web design by Acecomp Plus
Copyright 2001 © 2010 Acecomp Plus All rights reserved.