PRIEST AND LITTLE JONNY
JOKE
Little Johnny was riding the bus when a priest got on and sat across from. After a few minutes Little Johnny asked him why he had his collar on backwards.
"Because I am a Father."
"My father is a father, but he doesn't wear his collar backwards."
"You don't understand. I am Father to many."
"I have three brothers and three sisters. And my father doesn't wear his collar backwards."
"Son, there are hundreds of people who come each week to see me. I am their Father."
Little Johnny thought about this. When the bus reached his stop, He looked at the priest and said, "If I were you I'd wear my pants backwards instead of my collar." |