WEEKLONG BUSINESS TRIP
JOKE
A guy walked into a bar and ordered three drinks, downing them one after another. "Hey, pal," the barkeep asked, "what's the problem?"
"Well, I went on a weeklong business trip and had to leave my wife alone," he said. " I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of a bedspring just above a bowl of cream."
"I see," the barkeep said. "So you came home and found cream on the weight, right?"
The guy downed another drink. "It's worse than that," he said. "The cream had been churned into butter. |