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DOG WALKS INTO A BUTCHER'S SHOP
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A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and sits in front of the meat case. "What is it, boy?" the butcher asks, joking around with his customers.
"Want to buy some meat?"
"Woof!" barks the dog.
"Hmm," says the butcher. "What kind? Liver, bacon, steak--"
"Woof!" interrupts the dog.
"And how much steak? Half a kilo, one kilo--"
"Woof!" says the dog. The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog's purse.
As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow. The dog enters an apartment house, climbs to the third floor, and begins to scratch on the door. With that, the door swings open and an angry man starts shouting at the dog.
"Stop!" yells the butcher. "What are you doing?
That's the most clever animal I've ever seen!"
"Clever?" counters the man. "This is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys!" |
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