THOSE ARE MY RULES
JOKE
Typical macho man married typical good-looking, sexy gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time
about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Here are my rules: there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." |