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THOSE ARE MY RULES JOKE THOSE ARE MY RULES JOKE Typical macho man married typical good-looking, sexy gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Here are my rules: there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email THOSE ARE MY RULES JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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