ORAL SEX JOKE

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Your Ad Here ORAL SEX JOKE God looked at the world and noticed that a lot of people were having oral sex. He called Moses in his office to discuss this problem. God said, "Moses, it looks like an awful lot of people on earth are have oral sex. Would you go down and take a survey?" So, Moses went down to earth and took a survey to determine just how many people were having sex. He returned to Heaven and reported to God that at least 90% of the people on earth were indeed having oral sex. This disturbed God and so he suggested to Moses, "I think it is time to destroy the earth. No one seems to care about their souls anymore. I think I will make it rain for 40 days and nights and destroy the earth!" "But," Moses replied, "You promised you would never do that again!" "Do you have another suggestion?" God asked. "Yes, why don't you give the people who are NOT having oral sex a special certificate into Heaven." Moses suggested. God thought that was a great idea. So they made out special certificates to get into Heaven for the people who were not having oral sex. Do you know what they said? No? You mean you didn't get one? Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email ORAL SEX JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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