WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
JOKE
A cop is walking his beat on 34th street when he spots a crowd up
on the next block. He crosses the street and makes his way to the
center of the group. A young black man is beating the shit out of
an old orthodox jew. The cop pulls the black off of the old
jew and says, "What the hell is going on here?"
The black says, "That ol' jewish fart called me a black bastard for
no good reason."
The cop says, "Well, is it true old man. Did you insult this man?"
The jew replies (to be said with a jewish accent), "Vat da hell
you talkin' 'bout?! I'm valkin' alone, mindin' mine business, ven
dis yung man asked me vhere 34th street is. I tell him he's
'a block past-it.'
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