A NEW BULL
JOKE
Three bulls on a farm hear that the farmer is getting a new bull.
The biggest bull snorts and says that the new bull is not going to get
any of his 100 cows. The medium sized bull snorts in agreement and says
that the new bull is not going to get any of 50 cows. The little bull
also agrees, and says that the new bull isn't going to get any of his 25
cows.
When the new bull shows up, the old bulls see that he is both huge and
mean.
The biggest bull says that the new bull is welcome to any or all of his
100 cows. The medium bull says that the new bull is welcome to any or
all of his 50 cows.
The little bull is snorting and pawing up dirt, and looking pretty
fierce for such a small bull. The big and medium bulls are amazed, and
ask what the heck he is doing.
Making sure he knows I'm a bull, replies the little bull.
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