ACCIDENT WITH A PIG JOKE

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Your Ad Here ACCIDENT WITH A PIG JOKE A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. "I've got a problem, Boss, I'm stuck here, I've hit a pig." "Ah, well, these things happen sometimes," says the boss, "Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark". "But he's not dead, Boss, he's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's real big, Boss, I'm afraid he's gonna hurt me". "Never mind," said the Boss, "There's a .303 under the tarp in the back, get that out and shoot him, then drag the carcass off the road, and come on home." "Okay, Boss". Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the problem, son?" "Well, I did what you said Boss, but I'm still stuck." "What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?" "Yeah Boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck." Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email ACCIDENT WITH A PIG JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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