GROUP OF PHSYCICS JOKE
A group of phsycics get together every year at a large convention; The speaker of the house comes out to the podium and asks everyone in the audience who has seen a ghost;

All of the audience raises their hands;

'How many of you out there have spoken to a ghost?"

About half the audience raises their hands....

The speaker then askes " how many of you out there have had sex with a ghost?"

The audience looks around in anticipation of who would raise there hand and know one seems to be responding except for a little man at the back of the room, waving frantically;

The speaker says, " please sir, come up here to the podium" The little man comes running up to the stage and the speaker is quite astonished at this phenomenon.

"Tell me sir, is it really true, that you have actually had sex with a ghost?!

To which the little man (who by the way is from Saudi) says; "Oh my goodness.....I thought you said "GOAT"!!!