REASONS BEHIND MAD COW DISEASE
JOKE
Reporter: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reasons behind Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might the reason might be ?
Seamus stared at the reporter and said, " Do you know that the bull rides the cow once a year ?"
The lady ( getting Emabarrased): "Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ?"
Seamus:"Well now Madam, do you know that we milk the cow twice a day ?"
The Lady: Sir, this is really valuable information , but what about getting to the point.
Seamus: I am getting to the point madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only riding you once a year, wouldn't you go fu**king mad ? |
