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ENGINE DIED JOKE ENGINE DIED JOKE A few years back I was riding with my sister - in-law, in her old car. We came to a street light and the engine died. She ground the engine and pumped the gas, but could not get it started. The light had changed several times ,and the man in the cadillac in back of us begain blowing his horn. My sister-in-law took about all she could take. she opened up the door and said she would be right back. When she returned to the car, she was grinning ear to ear. I ask her what she had done, she said she had told the old guy, that if he would get her car started, she would gladly set in his car and blow the horn for him. Needless to say there was no more horn blowing. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email ENGINE DIED JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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