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IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS GOVERNOR
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IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA...
10. His promise to Californians: "The electricty will be baaaaaack!" -Daven Tink, Joke-of-the-Day
9. He could wrestle Jesse Ventura -- winner gets the loser’s state! -Russ Cornelius, Joke-of-the-Day
8. Formal state dinners held at Planet Hollywood.
-Scott Barden, Political Jokes
7. Democratic celebrities would mysteriously start disappearing. -Margaret Kenny, Joke-of-the-Day
6. There would be a new Survivor 3, based on "The Running Man." -Huracan, Sports Jokes
5. He and George W. Bush could help each other get edjumacated in speaking English. -Razbrry, Political Jokes
4. His office: Muscle Beach
-Dale Montoure, Farm Jokes
3. Ronald Reagan would be granted Total Recall.
-Don Woolson, College Jokes
2. Citizens would do hard time for flabby triceps.
-Cindy Ruiz, Teen-Jokes
1. He would have to give up his current job and start acting for a living! -Karen Doiron (Joke-of-the-Day) |
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