TALKING DOG JOKE

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Your Ad Here TALKING DOG JOKE One day, a priest calls in sick to go play a round of golf. At every hole, he gets a hole-in-one! God and Jesus watch this from above. "You're going to let him get away with this?" says Jesus. "Sure. Who's he gonna tell?" TALKING DOG This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. "Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?" "Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your ass." "Okay," says the guy. He turns to his dog. "Okay fella. Tell me -- what is on top of a house?" "Roof!" The man turns and smiles at the bartender. "THAT ain't talking! Any dog can bark!" "Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?" "Ruff!" "What the hell you tryin' to pull mister?" "Okay, okay," says the man. "One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?" "Ruth." The bartender beats the hell out of the guy and throws him onto the sidewalk outside of the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. The dog stands up and looks at the guy. "Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?" Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email TALKING DOG JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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Animal Jokes , Golf Jokes , Religous Jokes ,

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