BUT THE PAIN JOKE

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Your Ad Here BUT THE PAIN JOKE A business man wanted to go on a trip, but also wanted his wife to still have fun while he was gone, so he went to a sex-shop to buy something for her, the shop assistant looked puzzled but came back out of the store-room with a wrapped package and placed it on the counter,the man said "what is that?" the assistant replied "a VooDoo Dildo" The man said "really, i thought they were just a myth!" so the man takes it home to his wife with the insructions. The wife didn't know what to say so that night they tried it out.She was getting double penetrated all night,and when her husband left she ran into her room,under her bed,and pulled it out and said "voodoo dick my pussy" so it did.Three hours later, she said"voodoo dick my arse" so it did. then hours later she wanted to stop but it woudn't,so she got in her car and started to go into town to see the doctor but a police man pulled her over for swerving all over the road and said "what are you doing" She replied "I have a voodoo dick in me and i can't turn it off!"too which the policeman replied "Voodoo Dick my arse!" Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email BUT THE PAIN JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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