CRAPPY GHOST JOKE
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was
just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.



In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.



The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an
attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets
in a tangled pile at his feet.



As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked,
"What the heck is going on?"



The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, "I think I just beat
the crap out of a ghost."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!