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LITTLE JONNY
JOKE
It's Friday afternoon and the teacher says, "Whoever answers these questions first gets to go home early." Little Jonny is quite excited and gets ready to be the first one to answer the question.
The teacher asks, "Which president said, 'The buck stops here'?"
Little Susie shouts out "Nixon." The teacher says, "very good, see you Monday."
Next the teacher asks, "Who said 'Read my lips'?"
Little Annie shouts out "George Bush". The teacher says, "Very good, see you Monday."
Little Jonny is a little pissed, and mutters, "I wish those girls would keep their fucking mouths shut." The teacher very angrily says, "Who said that?"
Little Jonny shouts, "Bill Clinton, see you Monday!" |
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