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HORSE LAUGH
JOKE
There was this guy during the gold rush who was visiting a mining town. He walked into a bar and sees a bowl of gold nuggets on the counter. He asks the bartender if they were tips or something.
The bartender says no they are for any man that can make my horse laugh without touching him. So the man decides to give it a try.
He whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.
The man takes his gold and walks off. Two months later, the same man walks into the same bar. This time there are two bowls of gold. He asked the bartender if it was the same deal.
The bartender said this time you have to make my horse cry without touching him.
The man said sure but I need to take him out back. He does, brings the horse back in, and he is crying. He goes to grab his gold and the bartender pulls out his shotgun.
He said now first you made the horse laugh then cry, you aren't leaving here alive unless you tell me how you did it.
The man replies well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time I showed him. |
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