PHARMICIST
JOKE
A guy walks into a drug store and starts talking to the pharmicist, he says, "I'm feeling lucky tonight. This girl and I have been dating and shes hinted that tonight's going to be the night that we finally have sex. We have a hotelroom rented for the night, but first we're going to her parents house to eat. I need some condoms."
Later that night he goes to her parents house and sits down at the table before everyone else does. He folds his hands and prays for a long time.
His girlfriend walks up and says, "I didnt know you we're so religous." He says, " I didn't know that your dad was a PHARMICIST!!!" |