ITALIAN IN LA JOKE

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Your Ad Here ITALIAN IN LA JOKE I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch! Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: " Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy! Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email ITALIAN IN LA JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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