12 SHOTS
JOKE
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me 12 shots of your finest scotch!"
The bartender pours out 12 shots and the guy proceeds to drink them super-fast, one after another.
The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking them so fast?"
The guy replies, "You would too, if you had what I had!"
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy replies, "Seventy-five cents!" |