ON THE GREEN
JOKE
One day a woman who had no experience at all was trying to golf.
A man saw her efforts and told her to try a 9 iron.She hit the ball again and got it 10 feet from the green.
"Good but this time hold the club like you would hold your husband's penis." he said.
This time she hit the ball 1 inch away from the green!
"Amazing," he said, "But next time take the club out of your mouth!"
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