| |
| |
 |
GREAT SALESMAN
JOKE
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the area-you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
"Yes, I was a salesman in the country," said the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss arrived and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"One," said the young salesman.
"Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale worth?"
"Thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars," said the young man.
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well" said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one.
"I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him a new SUV."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No," answered the salesman. "Actually, he came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, "Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing." |
|
| |
| |
| Jokes
in general make fun of people, items and situations.
In many instances you may find usage of certain
words, implications, references to disabilities,
minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive.
We have not set out to offend anybody. We
are simply posting items as they have been
submitted by our visitors. |
|
|
|
|
|
LEGAL NOTICE:
Acecomp Plus and its affiliates exercises no control whatsoever over the content
of the information passing through it's network. Jokes4Fun.com is solely for the
purpose of adding humor to your day and providing advertising space and links
on this site. Acecomp Plus does not investigate the legitimacy, validity or legality
of any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com and therefore assumes absolutely no responsibility
or liability arising out of or relating to any item posted on Jokes4Fun.com. It
is the responsibility of the reader to validate any offers or claims of any item
posted on Jokes4Fun.com. Acecomp Plus and its affiliates are held harmless in
any such claim.
|
 |
|
|
