GORILLA
JOKE
A guy walked into the gorilla house in the Washington D.C. Zoo. He looked at the orangatans and the baboons.
He then came to a new exhibit called the mimicing gorilla. The guy thought to himself "this is interesting" and decided if the gorilla did mimic after him.
So the guy touched his stomach and the gorilla touched it's stomach.
The guy touched his head the gorilla touched it's head.
Then the guy put his index finger on the bottom of his eye and pressed down gently.
The gorilla reached out of his cage and beat the guy up.
While the guy was in the hospital he had a visit from the trainer of the gorilla. The trainer asked " why did the gentelest gorilla in the world beat you up?" The guy told the trainer what had happen. The trainer replied " the pressing your finger beneath your eye means Fuck You in gorilla"
The man decided to get the gorilla back. When the guy was out of the hospital he went and bought a long package of salami and a knife.
Before he went into the ape house he stuck the salami down his pants. He then approached the gorilla.
The man touched his head.the gorilla did the same.
The man touched his stomach and the gorilla did the same.
The man took the salami out halfway of his pants and cut half of it of with the knife and slide the knife to the gorilla.
The gorilla then with it's index finger touched the bottom of his eye and pressed down. |